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you win
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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