We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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