Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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