why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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