dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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