: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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