um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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