we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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