Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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