i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i've created a new STD.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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