so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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