This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
3pm strippers are depressing
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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