Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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