oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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