My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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