Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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