Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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