fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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