he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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