it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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