school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Even my vagina gasped.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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