He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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