He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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