those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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