Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
only if we run a train.
done.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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