This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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