So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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