she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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