sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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