I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
