I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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