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say what?
wanna hang out?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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