i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
even my farts smell like vagina
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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