Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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