none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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