you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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