I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Do plants get herpes?
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