Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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