the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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