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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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