come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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