A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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