The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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