Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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