To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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