hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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