I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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