Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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