Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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