Me too!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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