Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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