i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
