i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize